Thrush vs. Smaug

So I got into an argument with my friend about which is the better character in the Hobbit: The Thrush or Smaug the dragon. Each has a huge part in the story, but some would say one part was more important. What I want to know is which is your favorite. Vote! And then explain your answer in the comments. Later I might tell you which side I was on.

In pictures, here’s the vote:

Smaug, the Dragon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OR

 

the Thrush

Because Spam is Funny

I know this post has had spam before and some of it quite humorous, but here’s a spam I must share.

“I want to show my appreciation to this writer just for bailing me out of such a condition. Because of scouting throughout the internet and getting things which were not powerful, I figured my life was gone. Living devoid of the answers to the issues you’ve fixed as a result of your good guide is a serious case, and the kind that might have badly affected my entire career if I hadn’t noticed your web site. Your ability and kindness in playing with all the pieces was tremendous. I don’t know what I would have done if I had not discovered such a stuff like this. I am able to at this moment relish my future. Thanks for your time very much for the specialized and result oriented help. I will not be reluctant to refer the blog to anyone who needs guide about this area.”

 

All in deepest pleasure!

Electric Bubbles

Don Knotts, Nervous Weatherman

This may seem disconnected with anything else on the blog, but Don Knotts, particularly in the show Andy Griffith, is a huge part of our family. We found this video a few nights ago and I wanted to share it with everyone.

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Umpiring Poem

I, along with four other siblings (making us the Jackson 5 of the group) have taken upon ourselves to umpire. Never did we know it would be so frustrating to complete this test–I mean we did, but not this much! Here’s a scenario we were given:

The bottom of the first inning, a batter hits a home-run. Coach Drew of the other team, however, wants to protest the game, saying the batter batted out of order. Coach Williams says it is written on his own card–but not according to Coach Drew! He hands over fifty dollars to protest and you start writing up the game sheet.

The question: Is this a protestable call?

The answer: YES! Because it is protesting against a rule and not a judgment call. It is protestable and you cannot deny that coach a protest, even though talking him out of it would be ideal.

We got a lot of discussion in our class about this–because the coach would loose his $50. In the ASL, the batting order is not established until the first batter bats again. And so, the people grading the test said it wasn’t protestable–but actually it is! Only the Jacksons got it right! And we finally made that clear in class–the call is protestable! And we gave ourselves a round of applause when it was finally finished, yes.

So! Here’s the fun part about this test, he were told to give our answer and back it up with an explanation. I did so in a way–I bet they’ve never had before! I wrote my explanation as a poem. ^_^ Yes, yes, I am very pleased with myself. Just so you know before you read it, Barry and Drew are two of our teachers, and Billy is my brother.

A song came to mind, to explain this tale
I just hope that because of this, the test is not failed

Mr. Drew makes an assertion, what first inning, and a fight?!
Such snobbery, arrogance–don’t you know that I’m always right *

What a harebrained, faulty thing to stake your money upon
It’s just a batter out of order, Mr. Drew, COME ON!

But I’ll just pat my head and rub my chest
To inform the field dude that I am doing my best

A protestable call? It is so, it is so
It does not require judgment, but the coach must be slow (in his head, you know)**

In this league that we umpire, the decrees do say
The lineup can be altered in a certain way***

Some coach he must be! Not to grasp this straightforward rule
Mr. Williams (wait, is that Billy?) would not be such a fool

When the batters have not batted the whole lineup through
It is subject to change, and can fluctuate or move
(So long as the batter has not batted before, but I wouldn’t let that happen, would I Mr. Drew?)

So, a protestable call it is, guess I’ll jot it all down ****
But from here and on after, you’ve earned a sizeable frown

A sigh do I heave, a roll of my eyes
People argue with me, is it really a surprise

Mr. Drew, if you are sure that this is what you want to choose
Then HAND IT OVER, BUD! FIFTY BUCKAROOS! *****

(Please remember Mr. Barry, Mr. Drew, and the rest,
The skill of this poem is my own very best.
You wanted something professional, but you got this instead
Just recall that there is something very bungled in my head.)

* Asl 10-B–Umpire is in charge
** Asl 10-B–Cannot protest a judgment call
*** You guys said so in class 😉
****Asl 10-H–must fill out the game sheet
***** Asl 3-A-2–they must pay $50 

Okay, and guys! I am not a poet! This poem truly is my very best, and as you can see, it’s not very good–just enough to make me laugh and give me the guts to put it on my test. And yes, it did pass, I got %95 on the test–even though they failed my answer! (They counted my explanation. And I should have gotten 2 more points for getting the question right.)

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[Edit: I still can’t believe I actually put this on my test! Okay, I can, but I’m so weird. LOL]